FAMILY FUN

   I'M ON MY FAMILY VACATION. I LIVE IN THE DESERT AND
I'M FROM THE EAST COST SO I DO WHAT ANY EAST COASTER
         WOULD DO, I DRIVE 4 HOURS TO THE MOUNTAINS

                TO GO SNOWBOARDING WITH MY FAMILY,

        WHILE EVERY ONE BACK EAST IS DIGGING OUT OF
                               A 30 INCH SNOW STORM!

      ANYWAY, WE WENT SLEDDING WHEN WE GOT HERE.
     HAD FUN BUT REALIZED WHEN WE GOT BACK TO THE
       ROOM ALL I HAVE TO DO TO ENTERTAIN MY BOYS
                                              IS FART.
          SO I ATE SOME CHILI AND ROSE ABOVE MYSELF
                       AND LAUGHED THE NIGHT AWAY.