DECISIONS

           THIS MAY BE ONE OF THE WORST WORDS IN THE WORLD FOR ME.
                                                                DECIDE !

  TIME TO EAT DO I HAVE A HAMBURGER ,CHINESE ,ITALIAN. I PICK A HOTDOG.
               SEE WHAT I'M SAYING. OH BOY WHAT WILL I HAVE ON IT.
     KETCHUP,MUSTARD,RELISH,ONIONS. THE LIST GOES ON IN MY HEAD.

10 MINUTES LATER I SIT DOWN WITH MY HAMBURGER! WITH EVERYTHING ON IT.
       I AM SURE I NEED TO RISE ABOVE SOME KIND OF MEDICAL CONDITION.

                         DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON REAL LIFE STUFF!