BAD HAIR DAY

OK SO TODAY I DECIDE TO TRY NOT TO SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE FOR A WHILE.
THE DAY WAS GOING GOOD THE USUAL COFFEE, BACON, THE NEWS PAPER.
I'M THINKING IT'S EARLY I'LL GO GET MY HAIRCUT.

I GET THERE AND THE GIRL THAT CUTS MY HAIR IS NOT THERE
OK DON'T EVEN THINK ANYTHING NEGATIVE JUST ROLL WITH IT...

WELL I MUST HAVE BOUGHT MY CALENDAR AT THE DOLLAR STORE
BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS NATIONAL BAD HAIRCUT DAY...

I MEAN THIS GIRL WAS LIKE HOW'S IT LOOK I HAD TO TELL HER FIVE TIMES
SHE MISSED SOME.

AND THEN SHE'S TELLING ME HOW BAD HER EYESIGHT IS. " REALLY "
ALL I'M THINKING IS THE PERSON WHO HIRED HER SHOULD BE FORCED
TO GET A HAIRCUT FROM HER...

WELL I DECIDED TO RISE ABOVE MY EVIL THOUGHTS
POLITELY SAY THANK YOU AND GO HOME AND RECUT MY HAIR...

THANK GOD IT'S ONLY HAIR AND IT'LL GROW BACK!
I AM GLAD I DIDN"T HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR FOR ANYTHING TODAY...

I THINK I DID PRETTY GOOD WITH NOT SAYING ANYTHING NEGATIVE.
ALTHOUGH SOME MAY CONSIDER THIS AS SAYING SOMETHING NEGATIVE...

OH WELL HOPE YOUR DAYS POSITIVE!