MY CRAZY THOUGHTS

OK SO AGAIN, I ALWAYS SAY I WISH I WAS IN ADVERTISING
BECAUSE I THINK OF FUNNY CRAZY THINGS....

ANYWAY A SHORT STORY "KIND OF"
YESTERDAY WAS MY DAY OFF SO I DECIDED TO
WASH MY OLD CONVERTIBLE I NEVER CLEANED IT
AFTER WE DROVE TO VEGAS LAST. IT'S BEEN
SITTING IN THE GARAGE ALL DIRTY...

ANYWAY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD YOU ALWAYS SEE THESE TEENAGERS
RIDING THERE BIKES DRESSED IN WHITE SHIRTS BLACK TIES TRYING
TO RECRUIT PEOPLE FOR THERE CHURCH...

THERE I AM IN MY GARAGE CLEANING OUT SOME OLD STUFF
AND TWO YOUNG MEN COME PEDALLING UP AND THEY START TALKING
TO ME ABOUT CHRIST.

SO I'M LISTENING TO THEM AS I'M LEANING ON MY BOW-FLEX.
YOU MIGHT REMEMBER THIS PIECE OF GYM EQUIPMENT...

 

I SPOKE ABOUT IT ONCE BEFORE,

THAT'S IT THE ONE WITH ALL THE JUNK ON IT!
ANYWAY I FEEL LIKE I'M DRAGGING THIS ON, I HOPE I DIDN'T LOSE YOU YET.
SO I HEAR THEM OUT. GIVE THEM BOTTLES OF WATER CAUSE THEY LOOKED
AWFULLY HOT! REMEMBER I'M IN THE DESERT...

THEY THANK ME FOR MY TIME AND LEFT...

NOW FOR THE CRAZY FUNNY PART, AS I AM LISTENING TO THEM AND
LEANING ON MY BOW-FLEX ALL I COULD THINK IS

PROBABLY THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE, FAITH IN YOUR GOD
AND KEEPING HEALTHY ARE THE HARDEST THINGS TO DO!

SO I'M THINKING WE SHOULD HAVE GYMS WITH CHURCHES IN THEM.
SO THAT WE COULD BE FAITHFUL AND HEALTHY AT THE SAME TIME...

THEIR SLOGAN COULD BE,
PRAY WHILE YOU WORK OUT, THE STRONGEST CHURCH ON EARTH!

I KNOW I DEFINITELY NEED TO RISE ABOVE THIS AND GO TO CHURCH...