Thursday, February 17, 2011

THE NEW AGE OF EMBARRASSING

HERE WE GO, REMEMBER WHEN CELL PHONE RECEPTION WAS SO BAD THAT
YOU THOUGH THE PERSON YOU WERE TALKING TO SAID SOMETHING REALLY
MESSED UP TO YOU, BUT IT WAS JUST BAD RECEPTION!

WELL ON A NEW LEVEL OF EMBARRASSMENT, LAST NIGHT I GET WHAT I THINK
IS A GREAT IDEA FOR MY BLOG. SO I NEED TO WRITE DOWN MY IDEAS, BUT
INSTEAD OF GETTING A PEN AND MY BOOK I GRAB MY PHONE, BECAUSE I HAVE
THIS DICTATION APP I USE TO CHECK  MY SPELLING...

BASICALLY I SPEAK INTO IT AND THE WORDS APPEAR. GREAT RIGHT ?
I THOUGHT SO TOO AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY WHEN
THE WORDS CAME OUT WRONG.

WELL HERE COMES THE EMBARRASSING PART!

FUNNY, TODAY WHEN I SEE THE WORD EMBARRASSING
ALL I CAN SEE IS THE WORD ASS...

ANYWAY, I ALSO USE THIS APP FOR POSTING TO
FACEBOOK ON THE GO.

WELL AFTER I WAS DONE WRITING, MY FRIENDLY LITTLE APP
HAD SOME 70 OR SO WORDS THAT MADE NO SENSE!
BUT IT'S THE FUNNY WORDS, REMEMBER THOSE...

NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE!!

OK I DRAGGED THIS ON TOO LONG LET'S JUST SAY THAT WRONG WORDS
LIKE; WIFE, INVISIBLE, AND I'M GOING TO SAY IT OK HERE GOES (sex)
THESE ARE NOT THINGS I WOULD WANT TO POST ON FACEBOOK!

BUT YOU PROBABLY GET IT BY NOW. THAT'S RIGHT I SOMEHOW I
HIT THAT POST TO FACEBOOK BUTTON!

SO ALL MY CLOSE FAMILY AND FRIENDS THINK SOMETHING CRAZY
IS GOING ON IN MY LIFE! THAT'S RIGHT LIFE NOT WIFE...

I WISH I WAS IN ADVERTISING BECAUSE I HAVE A GREAT
IDEA FOR A COMMERCIAL...

WELL NOW I JUST NEED TO RISE ABOVE MY EMBARRASSING WAYS!
                                                                     THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN!!!

1 comment:

  1. wow good thing that was a technical error...i was concerned that my brother was loosing it....I was thinking "he must be having a bad day"...WOW

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